Music is My Hot Hot Sex
June 4th 2008 05:29
*clears throat*
SCENE ONE:
There you are; in a pub; drunk. You're friends bounce around the jukebox like gerbils on speed. Bon Jovi. He sure knows how to pull in an aggressive, unintelligent cock-fest, does he not? You semi-bob along, taking frequent, steady gulps of your alcoholic beverage in the hope that with each sip you may lose a little of your vision, hearing and (fingers crossed) standards.
It is now that the unexpected happens. You catch a glance of something in your peripherals, causing you to jerk your head back around for a second look.
There he/she stands: The pearl in the oyster, the diamond in the rough, the .eh you get the picture. Anyway, you quickly wipe the dazed look off your face (and the drool from your chin) just in time to notice that this person is looking at you too.
SCENE TWO:
You jiggle your keys in the lock and fall through the door of your apartment. He/she falls in after you. Wow you think, I have no recollection of having ever spoken to this dream boat, but now I appear to be in my apartment with him/her. You give yourself a mental pat on the back.
Now, this is where your story could take a turn for the worst, or, if you play your cards right, you might just get lucky. It all comes down to one thing:
The Music.
He/she excuses him/herself to powder his/her nose.
He/she makes her/his way to the bathroom.
You dive towards your CD collection in a sudden state of panic.
You need to find the perfect album. But what is it?
Never fear friends. From this point on, you will never find yourself caught in the same predicament.
For I have a list of "The Top Ten Albums to Get Hot and Heavy to" right here, before your eyes.
Starting with the best at #1:
1.Mazzy Star So Tonight That I Might See
2.Portishead Dummy
3.The Presets Beams
4.Peaches Fatherfucker
5.Kaki King Dreaming of Revenge
6.Prince Controversy
7.Bjork Homogenic
8.Goldfrapp Black Cherry
9.The Rolling Stones Out Of Our Heads
10. Jeff Buckley - Grace
I encourage you all to add to the list.
Thank you and good night.
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Comment by Journeywoman
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Comment by biscuit
Here's mine... (I agree with most of yours
1. Portishead - Dummy
2. Kaki King All Albums
3. Ane Brun - A Temporary Dive
4. Mazzy Star - So Tonight that I Might See
5. Joan as Police Woman - Real Life
6. mϊm - Finally We Are No One
7. Bjork - Homogenic (plus Hyper-Ballad from 'Post')
8. The Knife - Silent Shout (I'm not a total softie
9. Au Revoir Simone - The Bird of Music
10. Four Tet - Dialogue